jodie

the baddest bitch out there

person: what's ur name
jodie: jodie
person:ah ur a bad bitch then
jodie: yes I am

by suckmydix December 13, 2020

Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008

Me estás jodiendo

Are you kidding me? / (This cannot be true)

Also known as "Me estás tomando el pelo" (Literally : Are you drinking my hair?)

Pablo just won the lottery

"Me estás jodiendo? Really?"

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by anotheronereally April 19, 2019

Jodiemas

The celebration of the birth of our lord and savior, and also the birth of Christ. Usually accompanied by dramatic readings of urban dictionary definitions, copious amount of food and cookies, and some intense Froggering.

Jodiemas was crazy last night! We all got wasted and froggered.

by Frogger High Score December 16, 2012

joliena

A hot as bitch that's a Total babe and a awesome friend

Damn I wish i had a joliena

by Hello mother December 28, 2020

Jodie Comer

Best Actress in all of acting history | Villanelle in Killing Eve | Elizabeth of York in The White Princess | Millie Rusk/Molotov Girl in Free Guy | Most beautiful woman to walk the earth

P1: Oh my god, look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
P2: Oh yeah! Who is she?
P1: Jodie Comer. She's like the best actress in all of acting history.
P2: Does she play Villanelle in Killing Eve?
P1: Yeah! She also plays Millie Rusk and Molotov Girl in Free Guy.

by MakkaTheFlatWhite April 30, 2022

jodie whittaker

the best doctor in doctor who

jodie whittaker is amazing

by otterblossom June 10, 2022