Jodes

the perfect nickname for a captain, typically a gay captain for a guy called Ben. Jodes likes to do rowing as a sport.

drop the anchor Jodes, can't let the boat drift away in the current!

by Tyler Babess February 21, 2020

jode-a-licious

the opposite of a compliment. also know as an insult.
if someone is looking 'jode-a-licious' they resemble a clown and appear to have painted on their orange foundation and pink blusher.

such a person would look slightly hideous and crow-like without said "make-up"/paint covering their face. in fact, small children would run in terror at the sight.
people who are 'jode-a-licious' tend to be on the slim side, as their make-up is so heavy and thick that they simply sweat the fat away.

crikey, she looks a bit jode-a-licious today. how unfortunate

by TezzaG November 22, 2010

Jodelka

Jodelka is south London slang for babe, after the well known south London babe Filipa Jodelka

Omgeeez check out the toosh on that jodelka

by DJ Venom January 14, 2009

dejate de joder

It's the Uruguayan way of saying "Stop fucking bugging me"

Dejate de joder con tus pavadas (Stop fucking bugging me with your stupidity)

by Telpmom December 4, 2011

Jodessa

A fierce and loyal girl, the only one with the courage to stand up to her mother. If your lucky enough to meet a Jodessa she will be nice and outgoing. They are beautiful girls.

Is that Jodessa? Wow she's beautiful!

by Wowwhosthat March 7, 2020

jokezoned

jokezone is when you express your heart to a significant other and they interpret it as a joke

him: “hey I think I like you”
her: “HA FUNNY good one”
him: ....

homie to homie:

him: “I confessed to my crush today & she thought I was joking...”
homie: “HA YOU GOT JOKEZONED”

by jeonjungkook27 January 9, 2021

joezze

A loving person with BBC and felumptious lips. Usually a master of disguise and world record of fasting mcdonalds eating in a minute. if u meet a Joezze u are lucky do have such a good sex partner and maid for all your sexual desires an d cleaning servises. ps always avalible for quay/county lines drug running

That joezze could really get that maid job

by Joezzw June 8, 2021