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Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds
I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!
by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023
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Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
by Malibu8 March 1, 2010
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Jordan (girl)

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.
Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help
by CatsTeachLessons July 4, 2016
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Jordaneer

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011
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Jordan (male)

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met
by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018
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Michael Jordan!

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
by hxtlne August 28, 2018
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Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
by acousticvis June 18, 2011
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