Jockstrapping

Wearing your mask over your chin so it looks like you have a jockstrap over your head.

Check out Karen jockstrapping that mask.

by AHuge September 8, 2020

jockstrap award

The term 'jockstrap award' is sometimes used as slang in the same way 'coattails' is used, i.e., to imply that someone has achieved success simply by being with someone else with more talent. A jockstrap award (or jockstrap medal) is 'given' (usually tongue-in-cheek) to someone who has achieved success by being at the right place at the right time, not necessarily through their own talents.

Members of the Chicago Bulls got jockstrap awards when Michael Jordan led them to their championships.

by Tim Truck November 7, 2007

Jockstrap Faggot

Someone, usually a male, who uses body building, football, wrestling, etc. as their only defense. They form organized groups of friends, usually fellow team members. They commonly use the words "tool" and "goon" as a comeback against anything.

The difference between a jockstrap faggot and a jock is that a jockstrap faggot has an inferiority complex that is clearly obvious to the public. They make their athletic ability known only to hide their insecurities.

"Joe is a jockstrap faggot. He always takes pictures of his muscles but when there's a real fight he's churning out the excuses. Maybe he's secretly hiding the fact that he's gay?"

"When I told him off he just called me a 'toolbox.' What a jockstrap faggot."

by idontmeantosoundhomophobic January 14, 2010

jockstrap boobs

tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs

ewww shes got jockstrap boobs

by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008

jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Jockstrap

Underwear boys wear so their dick doesn’t move when playing sport

Dude, Braeden’s cock looks so small when he wears that jockstrap. Katie should bounce on my balls instead. My dick is huge. I want to fuck her so hard!

by Ash_1234 August 30, 2018

jockstrap

a alternative term for a Scotsman. A Scottish person, the generally have ginger hair or pubes, have an alcohol problem, have a very fatty diet, and speak and incomprehendable dialect

Shut up you fucking jockstrap bastard

by jockstrap74 March 15, 2011