One Job!

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.

1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence

by Eddy Wally January 4, 2016

You Had One Job

A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.

Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!

by egs1505 May 7, 2018

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.

dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"

by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007

Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job

While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!

It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)

by skeetradspecial September 28, 2008

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026