Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake

Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"

by Magicoa October 24, 2009

Jizzlings

from the word Jizz commonly used to refer to semen. jizzlings are that sweet aphrodisiacs made by removing the centre of a strawberry and filling it to the brim with that sweet white sticky stuff dat comes outta ur schlong and savoury it with a touch of pimp juice. hmmmm... yumyum!!.....

Gotta Love Those Jizzlings!

Make Her Cum! Buy Jizzlings! Now Available In Chocolate and Fresh Mint!

by immagirl September 22, 2004

Jizzaline

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.

Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.

by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019

SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.

by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011

Jizzing

A spraying of something. A large input of information

I got a jizzing of texts

by arh3399 May 17, 2019

twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 25, 2011

Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.

"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "

by anonymous April 5, 2015