JIMP

Acronym for: "Jizzed In My Pants", from the SNL Digital Short (by the guys from the Lonely Island).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&fmt=22

"Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS"

Damn those mozzarella sticks made me JIMP.

by Fresh Wes December 9, 2008

Pikey and Jippo

Basically Pikeys and Jippo's are the lowest scum walking the earth. All they do is stand around star lane and orpington market. All they do is start on people.They come in all sorts and sizes.Most of em wear fake stolen burberry caps and anything that is associated to burberry and stolen jewllery.I mean they would even steal an old grannies last 10 pence.They park there shitty stolen caravans anywhere they like till the council finds them.And even then they wanna fight them.They are dumb as assholes.They move bout in packs, usually with their in-bred pikey or jippo cousins and second and third and woteva the last digit in the world cousins.They would even shag their own mothers and in some known cases their own dads.

'Pikey' = You got a spare fag boy
'You'= Soz mate
'Pikey' = Wot u say bout my mum boooy
'You' = Wot u on bout
'Pikey' = dont start with me booy,get the chambers on you booy
'You' = Beat it pikey scum

Typical pikey and jippo sayings
- Mother dies
- Boooooooooooy
- Chicken Eyebrow chavvy
- Steal your shoes booy
- Get the chambers on you boooy

And loads more

by Pikeynator December 16, 2004

jimp

Jimp, or to jimp, is the hypothetical ejaculation or "jizzing" in your pants often followed by the subject experiencing something highly stimulating or pleasurable.

Derived from the phrase "Jizz in my pants"

When Austin beat his favorite video game he exclaimed, "I just jimped!"

by Billy Nurnell April 14, 2007

jippy

Adjective used to completely write off an item or person. An all encompassing word for an item or a person that falls in the gray area in between ok and suck. The word to describe a feeling of disappointment that does not carry an emotional investment or endowment, because you never really expected anything other than "jippiness" from the "jippy" item or person in the first place. Quite possibly the most perfect adjective ever created. A possible derivitive of gyp or "getting gypped" a derogative term aimed at the gypsy culture.

"The Atari version of Pac-Man was pretty jippy" or "Sounds like my jippy boss just took credit for my idea...again." or "Sorry, just crashed again, my computer is pretty jippy" or the most widely used: "That girl is pretty jippy."

by iBrad May 18, 2006

jippo

South African slang. Verb. To modify an existing system to suit your own needs.

We can always jippo this access system to stop it beeping all the time

by Wordsmithabc September 20, 2015

JIMP

(Jizz In My Pants)

Taken from the song of the same title, JIMP can refer to any moment that extreme excitement occurs - bordering on the orgasmic.

Jill: So, chocolate?
Tim: Meh.
Jill: Some sweets?
Tim: Hmmm.. maybe.
Jill: Chuck Norris action figu..
Tim: Jimp.

Jill: Alright, I'll get you the Norris doll.

by Myoiden Ramre March 13, 2009

Jimpropriate

adjective. Pertaining to something that would be approved as wholesome, clean, and acceptable by a certain personally conservative USC student who takes offense to the rampant sexual innuendo.

Nick touching another boy's tongue with his tongue (probably while touching himself) is definitely not Jimpropriate.

by Mellen7 December 6, 2007