Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

by IWFP January 27, 2011

Jimmered

When you are embarrassed in a team sport by a single player on the opposing team.

Person #1: Yeah he dropped 49 on us and the rest of the team only scored 14....
Person #2: You got Jimmered.
Person #1: Totally Jimmered.

by Baller42 February 20, 2011

mammer jammers

overly huge boobs that bulge out of her shirt

wow Max, look at those mammer jammers!

by Ethel's man January 12, 2008

jammers

awesomely comfortable pajama bottoms with some wicked sweet designs on it like puppies or guitars.

"all i did yesterday was sit in my jammers and play guitar hero"

by Stewart Framer September 1, 2009

jimmern

The sexiest man alive. He can easily make chicks, except for if he's gay.
Unfortunately for most women, people nicknamed "Jimmern", is very often gay or bisexual.

But, if you can find a straight so called "Jimmern", you got nothing to lose.

Jimmern sexy man

by NigguhInThaHouse November 28, 2013

Jimmery

When a person (generally older but not always) can not use technology correctly. It usually comes in the form of horribly constructed sentences on social media, but can be many other things

1. " my GRANDSON.... IS A,,, HEAVY,, BOY,,"

2. Every time I try to teach Dad how to use Facetime, it's a whole lot of jimmery

by Nerd Leader May 6, 2021

Al Jimers

A meme name for Alzheimer’s, the most common form of dementia

The doctor said my grandpa knew a guy named Al Jimers

by GrayWolt August 2, 2022