by rockstar daf_ July 1, 2004
Get the sniffy jiffy mug."Jiffy pup" references when, during or directly before "doggie style" intercourse, the male cums prematurely. Usually, it is in association with inexperienced sexual partners who cannot control or manage their excitement. "Jiffy pup" may be used as a verb to describe the act, or as a noun to describe the unsatisfying sexual partner.
(Note: the names used below to not refer to actual individuals.)
AS A VERB:
Sandra: "So, have you ever done it... GIGGLE... Doggie-stlye?!!"
Maggie: "Not really. I wanted to, but he jiffy pupped before we actually got going."
Sandra: "Ooo.. That's too bad."
AS A NOUN:
Nick: "So, dude, Sandra tells me that you're a total jiffy pup."
Jeffery: "What? No way! I'm not a jiffy pup! No way dude! I can totally go all night long..."
Nick: "Psssh. Whatever dude."
AS A VERB:
Sandra: "So, have you ever done it... GIGGLE... Doggie-stlye?!!"
Maggie: "Not really. I wanted to, but he jiffy pupped before we actually got going."
Sandra: "Ooo.. That's too bad."
AS A NOUN:
Nick: "So, dude, Sandra tells me that you're a total jiffy pup."
Jeffery: "What? No way! I'm not a jiffy pup! No way dude! I can totally go all night long..."
Nick: "Psssh. Whatever dude."
by Sandra.xxx December 15, 2011
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dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: You fucking suck dude.
dude 2: Eat a dick.
by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009
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by everything everything October 31, 2011
Get the Jilty mug.A condition where an in-growing hair or in the vast majority of cases a pour blocked with dirt due to very poor personal hygiene conditions forms in to an abscess on the posterior.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
by the lord of Southfields February 2, 2010
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Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*
by GHUBZ October 20, 2012
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I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”
by family guy 772 August 10, 2018
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