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jezoos

jezoos is just jezoos. u need to understand why zinger de la chez has created such a word. its all because of his work in anonoverse corp
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by anonoverse.com September 5, 2022
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Nut Jeopardy

1. (Adjective)In Skateboarding, an object high enough to rack yourself on would have nut jeopardy.

2. (Noun)Falling, usaully on a rail, and being in danger of racking yourself. Nut Jeopardy is the whole time you are in danger or up until the time you rack yourself.
Tim: dude i hit my front trucks trying to boardslide Brooks Rail. I was in major nut jeopardy all the way down. But i didnt get racked

Drew: Hahahah nut jeopardy? That could have sucked.
by Tim Hall May 25, 2007
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hethen jezobel

actual defintion: someone who sleeps with somebody before they are married and has no religion
HOWEVER - often used as a cuss in private schools
*purrnya throws packet of biscuits across room and it falls to ground and they all break and spill everywhere*

frankie: you are SUCH a hethen jezobel!!
purrnya: actually i may be a hethen but i am not a jezobel :)
baksturst: i agree with frankie you whore :P
by natttt =] January 4, 2008
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jekope

fuck Jekope
by leOlPineapple January 30, 2017
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double jeopardy

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.
Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.
by steve ji March 17, 2008
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Double Jeopardy

Double jeopardy is what happens when you eat really spicy foot. First your mouth is put in jeopardy by the fiery hotness of what your are eating... Double jeopardy inevitably occurs the next day while the hotness is on its way out.
Mike: Man, I just ate the hottest pepper in the world, and I didn't even chase it with milk!

Kev: I know dude, that was awesome!

Mike: I thought so...until double jeopardy hit me today.
by Chief Longhair February 25, 2010
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Jelopse

A mug, a slow person. Very slow person. Almost like Brian Belo from Big Brother. A baffed person. A dumb person. An idiot.
Brunette: Oh look, its a dead bird.
Blonde: *Looks up into the sky* Where?
Brunette: You jelopse!
by bigupyourself September 25, 2010
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