Jewpocalypse

The Jewpocalypse is the apocalypse like event that will occur in 2012. Much like the Holocaust that happened in the 1940's. In this event, the Jewish community will rise up and attempt to take over the Non-Jews of the world. In this, the most blue-eyed blond haired people will instinctively rise up as leaders of the Non-Jews. So, in other words, befriend many Aryans while you can. The Mayan interpretation is only a cover up for the somewhat Anti-Semitic Jewpocalypse.

GUY: So, have you heard about the Jewpocalypse?
GIRL: What the hell is that?
GUY: Oh, it's the end of the world.

by Apple Simpson September 6, 2009

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jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

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Jewmotional

Being stingy about buying an item.

When walking through a store you find something you would like to buy. You keep going back and forth in your mind about wanting to spend the money.

i was feeling very jewmotional about buying those Jordans.

by Ceejay5 February 16, 2009

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Jewboozle

To be jewish and bamboozle someone at the same time.

Man Jeremy when you told Katelyn her credit card must not work but in reality you just canceled it you jewboozled her real good.

by CrEd424 December 27, 2010

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Jewboriginal

Jewboriginality is the religion that native australians (aboriginals) adopted. They took Jewism and adopted it combining it with the Dreamtime to make a new religion

Those Aboriginals that we used to know are now Jewboriginls
Hey wanna convert to Jewboriginalism?

by muttdawg August 16, 2011

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