urking and jerking

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.

He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

by Hood Definition August 5, 2009

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010

jewkini

A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.

Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini

by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020

Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

jewring

You get a jewring when you take off the yammicka and it leaves either hat head or a ring in ones hair where the yammicka was.

-Look at that Jew boy.
-How do you know he is a Jew?
-Just look at that mad Jewring left on that kid.

by Brodie Bruce January 18, 2005