jewtard

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008

jewlarious

Jokes made in any type of media that only a true jew could understand.

Yosef: Yo man did you see Borat last weekend?
Shlomo: Yea, dawg that movie was jewlarious.

by GNJrepresenting November 8, 2007

Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

Jewdarican

Someone who is of Jewish decent with a Puerto Rican parent.

That guy is Jewish and Puerto Rican?! He's a Jewdarican!

by Skinny Muscles May 26, 2008

Jendar

A beast born from a forest in human form but attacks as if she is a wild cat.

Her children are unnamed african babies. After she births them she forgets their existence and devours them.

Her only rivals are the mythical creatures Horse Trailer and Tri-Breast.

This being is but a myth. There is no proof of her existance and it will always be a question to whether or not this creature is real.

When Jendar is aggrivated she takes her wildcat form and attacks band members.

by Shemell June 26, 2009

jedwards

An officer of the British Army, who in the late 1800s journeyed with a merry companion across Afghanistan to Kafiristan ("land with no gods"), went up the first chief he met and said, "Would you like to defeat your enemies?" "Of course!" He said. Jedwards made him king, and then deposed him, and looted the country six ways from Sunday.

And then he said, "jedwards"

by Michael Caine April 28, 2003

Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009