Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011

excessive lettering

In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!

ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!

by bdawghunt March 14, 2008

jennering

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.

I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.

by BruceJenner December 8, 2013

Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.

I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*

by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017

Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.

I am (Scram-Jetting).

by LeanBongo June 9, 2021

Kettering buccleuch academy

Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .

Students on the other hands are chavs (yr 10 ) geeks ( y7 )nerds ( 8p2 2021-2022 ) and the wannabe roadmen ( every year )
And the rivaly between KBA and KSA

Kettering buccleuch academy is for chavs
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam

by Samwordjack June 24, 2022

Fettering

The act of packing a huge bowl and sectioning it off with the lighter, carefully hovering the flame above the bowl without touching the fire to it, to produce a massive bong milk.

"Dude i had this nug of dank, it was tiny so i was fettering every hit!"

by detectt April 22, 2010