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The explicit defense of the extreme, often absurd, harms endemic to the decaying phase of capitalism—such as rampant financialization, platform monopolies, climate collapse, and existential precarity—as not only necessary but as signs of a thriving, innovative system. It frames unprecedented levels of inequality, burnout, and societal dysfunction as the exciting, if turbulent, frontier of human progress, where victims are merely those who failed to adapt to a new, faster world they should be grateful for.
Justification against Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism Example: A tech billionaire arguing that the mental health crisis and loneliness epidemic fueled by social media algorithms are "the price of global connection and democratized information," and that those suffering from addiction or misinformation "need to develop better digital literacy." This justification reframes the systemic pathologies of attention economics as a grand, neutral evolution, blaming users for its human costs.
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The direct argument that the persecution, violence, and human rights abuses committed in the name of combating communism—such as coups, death squads, blacklisting, and repression—were necessary, righteous, or defensive actions. It frames victims (union organizers, leftist intellectuals, peasant movements) as legitimate threats to national security, social order, or "the free world," whose suffering was a justified cost of preventing a greater totalitarian evil.
Justification against Victims of Anti-communism Example: Defending the CIA-backed overthrow of a democratically elected socialist president by arguing, "We had to stop a communist domino effect in the hemisphere. Sure, the dictatorship that followed was harsh, but it prevented a Cuba-style regime and saved the country from total Marxist tyranny." This justification explicitly endorses the violent suppression of a political alternative as a moral and strategic imperative.
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The explicit argument that the persecution, violence, and human rights abuses inflicted upon individuals, movements, or nations labeled as "communist" or "socialist" were necessary, righteous, and heroic acts in defense of freedom, civilization, or national security. It frames victims—from political dissidents and labor organizers to entire populations subjected to coups or proxy wars—as legitimate targets in an existential struggle where any measure is permissible. Harm is not denied but celebrated as the cost of victory.
Justification against Victims of Anti-communism Example: Defending the CIA-backed coup in Chile that overthrew Salvador Allende, resulting in thousands of deaths and disappearances under Pinochet, by stating, "We had to stop the spread of a Soviet beachhead in our hemisphere. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty to save democracy." This justification accepts the atrocity as a regrettable but morally necessary surgical strike in the Cold War, framing victims as collateral damage in a noble crusade.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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jayification

When someone locks in... They increases their standards and begins to provide lots of high detailed stuff, not confirmed they'll always finishing it though. You also conduct group chats and love the N WORD.
Notey will never reach jayification because he's washed icl.
by brysonj June 23, 2025
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Netification

Netification is the phenomenon of internet slang and acronyms entering the real world vernacular.

Example of the phenomenon:
FML how am I supposed to memorize all these equations for the test on Tuesday!

Netification,

Netify
Netified.
The Netification of LOL is driving me insane!! you're not supposed to say it out loud
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Justification

You are trying to make it and argument about what is or is not justify and it's going to cost you one of your kids. Stop do it.
Hym "And I can just as easily say there's no justification for what you're doing but I'm not going without the credit or the money. Being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes doing vs saying or arguing about what is or is not justified is not going to alter in any way the fact that you are steal from me and I just don't have to let you do it for free. Until money hits a bank account that I control and it fucking stays there until I die there is no reason to let your kids live and I'm not going to. I'm not struggling with the rest of you because I don't have to. And you do have to pay me. I will make you pay. You need to concern yourself with the people who don't have a stake but are still in the way."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2025
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Jorgen Justification

To Justify an action based on the person's personality.

After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.

Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)
"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."
by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023
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