Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

by lordacro April 25, 2006

Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011

JESSERL

Another name for a e-trollin/suicide that needs to learn to flame and find out were the fuck her friends are because apparently nowone else can see them.

Whats the difference between jesserl and watermellon?

One you can hit with a hammer L0llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

by W129unit April 10, 2010

jesusegg

a big gay guy with a beard

the big guy from apt# 152 is a jesusegg

by bobbby joee December 8, 2007

Jesusfreak

A naive person that believes in everrything the bible says and don't think for themselves.

A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.

Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"

Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".

by psykoterror November 6, 2017

Jesuscrymanetly

When you’re husband won’t let you use the Lord’s name in vain, so you make up new names.

“ Jesuscrymanetly, what the fuck is wrong with you?”

by Jesus would laugh February 19, 2021

jesusegun

A geek who watches animations, most times tall and skinny. Jesuseguns have the interest of everyone at heart. They are introverts but if they feel comfortable with around you, they show you their all. Jesuseguns are smart and are really the best friends to keep; they cherish their friends and would hate to see them hurt!

That boy is really a Jesusegun!! You should go talk to him.

by Little nimnam March 23, 2021