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Jenson

The living embodiment of perfection. A Jenson is kind, funny and a great listener. But the best part is that a Jenson is extremely sexy. When a Jenson walks into a club, every girl in there is instantly attracted to him.
Girl: Damn that guy I was with last night

was so hot!
Girl 2: Was he a Jenson?
by Yamum261 June 27, 2021
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Jenson

A massive loser who cries because they don’t get It their way . Manipulate people all the time and use them for shit . Spoilt and spends most his time on the x box . He thinks he can be a ard lad with all he’s designer but truly ain’t , boxing and wrestling might be a passion but sucks at it . Gets into an argument with someone most likely the same person every least 3-5 business days Thinks he can talk and own a girl but talks to others to get it his way . Must feel really bad for his mate always constantly having to cope with him .
Jenson get off the x box

Jenson you owe me money

Jenson stop airing

Jenson I’m pissed off at you

Jenson fuck off
by Sob wanka December 26, 2019
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Jenson Smith

Jenson Smith is slang for calling someone a fucking neek and a dwarf.
Dude! That kids a Jenson Smith
by schmucklover July 5, 2024
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jenson

a man who likes cupcakes and is also a ranga
"jenson and edp445 are much alike"
by ur mom_445 August 16, 2022
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Jenson Grudnoff

short man who has a short temper. this thing will attack anything taller than him. this thing is 4ft 2. and likes living with his ant family
that man is so small just like Jenson Grudnoff
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Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.
Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"
by Monfredi November 15, 2022
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JENSON

A not so light 15-year-old teenager who has a dark skin colour usually found in Malaysia usually used as a word of profanity and disrespect
This man is a JENSON
by Ketchupfaggot666 August 26, 2019
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