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Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.
What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack
by Jenson69 June 24, 2019
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Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat
Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched
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Jenson Grudnoff

short man who has a short temper. this thing will attack anything taller than him. this thing is 4ft 2. and likes living with his ant family
that man is so small just like Jenson Grudnoff
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jenson lace

Jenson Lace is a fat man from leeds who has multiple achievements in games such as counter-strike and rocket league. He loves having a cheeky kebab once in a while, thats the shit that keeps him going in life. If you ever meet a Jenson Lace just know he will get emotionally attached to you as he has no mates.
Hey mate have you ever met a Jenson Lace? If you havent you better pray to god you wont
by g from the streets May 22, 2023
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Jenson Smith

Jenson Smith is slang for calling someone a fucking neek and a dwarf.
Dude! That kids a Jenson Smith
by schmucklover July 5, 2024
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The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.
Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.
by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018
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reverse jenson

I was caught sitting reverse jenson while whacking off to a poster on the wall.
by highest paid CO February 23, 2011
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