jealousy

1. n- the feeling of wanting something someone else has.
2. n- the feeling of being angry at someone because they are better off then you or they have what you want.
JEALOUSY-JEALOUS
synonyms: envy, covet

Many people are jealous of wealthy or famous people and pretend like they hate them.

by Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz May 9, 2005

Team Win Jealousy Syndrome

Also known as TWJS, this is a highly contagious, and life threatening condition effecting the mental state of those who become infected. The desire to be like Team Win becomes so strong that it becomes a second nature. Symptoms include lengthy non intimidating Facebook status comments, living on a rock, lanky chicken legs and orange hair.

There is Currently no known cure, But Team Win is working on it.

by stander: "woah, that kids messed up! eh!?"
by stander 2: "shh, dude, hes got Team Win Jealousy Syndrome..."
by stander 3: "thats rough man, thats rough"

by ACoupleOFWinners! January 21, 2010

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by N331 May 28, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Jealousy-Mudda-Fukka

A jealousy-mudda-fukka is a person who just cant be happy for u no matyer what. A JMF is usually ur friend and tge term is usually used in a friendly manner. The term originates from AIS, first used by ngozi elumelu. Later carried on by waris ogunnupe. JMF for short

Guy: yoo, she allowed be touch her titties
Friend: no way, how come??
Guy: lol..why cant u just be happy for ur guy for once.. jealousy-mudda-fukka😂

by -ya boy, thotti. April 26, 2019

Jealousy

Turning face into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes

“CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE, WHOOO alright let’s do that from the top JEALOUSY.....”

by The White Parade March 5, 2020