jellyfish

To ejaculate. to produce seamen as a result of stimulous

Did you use a condom? No, I just pulled out and jellyfished all over her milk wagons.

by windsor December 20, 2005

Jellyfish

A person who is "jelly" or jealous. They are often found ridiculing other's acheivments.

Guy 1: Hey bro, check out my new rims.
Guy 2: They suck, man.
Guy 1: Wow, you really are a jellyfish.
Guy 2: I'm not a jellyfish!
Guy 1: Yes you are.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Okay.

by HushPuppy June 29, 2012

jellyfishing

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

by FruitLauncher December 01, 2009

jellyfish

An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.

Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot.
Guy2: Noway man, I was drunk last night and I Jellyfished her.
Guy1: So?
Guy2: Swordfish!

by Arggh February 07, 2005

jellyfishing

the act of smoking such a large bong hit that you choke up a large, clear, gelatinous gob of spit.

Me: Hey Bubby you want to go jellyfishing
Him: Hell ya Sissy, you got some killer 420 I got a blunt wrap lets go fishing, wra!

by Bubby's Sissy September 27, 2011

jellyfish

Group of sober people who follow the String Cheese Incident. Like the Wharfrats to the Dead.

"Meet me at the Jellyfish meeting at set break"

by krash.burner January 28, 2008

Jellyfishes

Jellyfishes (jealous bishes) is a jealous person who appears to be attractive, even harmless but will sting you at the worst possible moment. They often pretend to be your friend but wish they were you and quietly can't stand you.

Attractive, successful person: I am so sick of you stank-azz Jellyfishes all in my business! Get a life! *evil stare*

by Smashworthy February 27, 2010