Neil Jarrett

Noun-Traditional Northern Queensland dialogue introduced by catholic settlers to the region in 1980.
-A man whose body is entirely made of mango,
-loves undercuts and short sleaved shirts,
-loves Rob's cousin (even though she looks like Rob)
-Constantly horny and looking to grab a bit.
- Loves hard core Nu metal.
- Also known as Powersack
- Cheats on Medal of Honour- shoots everyone with sniper rifle while hiding in a second story window.

1."Watch out" said Blue "I'm as horny as Neil Jarrett"
"See that Neil Jarrett?" said sheep dog "he's wearing red which means he's got the horn"
2."Hey, doesn't that girl look like Rob?" said Adrian
"Yeah, I'll still give her a serve, just put a bag on her head" Said Horny Neil.

by Adrian Johnson November 1, 2004

Jarretting

To postpone/delay telling someone how you feel, to the extent that the person no longer finds you date-able

Bro, I Jarretted it, so now I cant tell her how I feel

Yo, you gonna tell her how you feel? or you just gonna be Jarretting it?

by Brotha_Doing_Yo_Motha January 25, 2010

Jarett

Well..uh...where do we start... He’s made many mistakes but usually regrets them after. He has some friends he sticks with but he finds some things hard to tell them. He’s funny to some people but doesn’t find himself to be for the most part. He’s an introvert but try’s to be an extravert. And he’s a huge attention seeker. But in the end all you can say is that he’s ok.

Person: Hey who’s that over there?
Person 2: It’s Jarett, he’s ok.

by Mister_Skettty July 20, 2020

Jarrettsville

The town where the only cool kids are the ones who go to country line dancing on wednesday nights at the VFW.

Anyone ever been to a J-rock jam session at the 4-H camp?

by j-rock 4eva! March 31, 2005

Jarrettsville

The only town where your school bus driver also works as the volunteer ambulance and fire truck driver AND runs the local funeral home.

bus 51...forcibly retired, purchased by a former student passenger, and now lives on the farm on "fake street".

by j-rock 4eva! March 31, 2005

jarrett wandler

one of the biggest drug dealers in swift current, who fucks shit up and gets his dick sucked every night before bed by some of the hottest bitches in town.

i wish i got my dicked sucked at night before bed like jarrett wandler!

by jaaarrreeettt November 21, 2010

christian jarrett

A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.

Christian Jarrett will kill you in your sleep. At your house

by Cj233333 February 23, 2017