Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

by tituslamar April 2, 2013

Jaylin

Jaylin is an amazing girl. She's unbelievable beautiful and when she smiles you want to smile too. She has the body of a model and even though she may not have a large chest, she has a booty in the back. Jaylin is a girl who is super intelligent and loves friends, sports, music, and is really nice to everyone. Only real men can capture the heart of Jaylin. Jaylin is perfect.

Guy: I can't stop thinking about Jaylin.

Guy 2: Dude, just ask her out! You're good enough for her!

Guy3: Wow, Jaylin is beautiful

by setinstoneforyou January 25, 2014

Jaydin

He is the best person ever once you meet him you fall in love he is caring and will stick up for you he is not scared to throw a couple of punches but he knows when to stop he will be by your side no matter what but with every pro must come a con he can be shy and quiet but he is actually really funny and not shy just get to know him

Person:I love jaydin🥰♥️
Other person:me too🥰♥️

by Anonymous nasty gal November 20, 2018

jacking it

In new york this means to claim something that you believe is true

"Jaylin stole huh from Lil Uzi, im jacking it"

by MarcoBenzolo November 23, 2016

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017