Jarbarker

The word jarbarker is a very complicated way of saying that someone has gone insane. As many people know a sane person would not start barking at a jar.

Person 1 - I just got married to a eucalyptus tree and left my entire fortune to an ant colony.
Person 2 - With all these crazy things you are saying I would say that you are a jarbarker.

by TheManyouwishyounevermet May 29, 2023

Alex Jarboe

The gayest bitch you can find who cant find a barber even living in the middle of LA. Loves to talk about how much dick he gets. Fucks dogs at the pound and eats cats with his Asian neighbor.

Did you see any people in Chinatown fucking and eating dogs and cats. Shit, its alex jarboe.

by honey I fucked the kids May 13, 2019

jarby jab

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.

my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.

by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 30, 2010

Jarble Poon

often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!

Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon

Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!

Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!

by jarbley homo luke January 27, 2011

JarBuckle

Anyone you consider to be gay!

Your Such A Freaking JarBuckle!

by Patrik April 2, 2003

jarboe

the situation that occurs when you ask somebody for help on a task or project ... and that person's help usually results in more problems and additional work than would have been encountered or required had you completed the task without any body else's help or input.

past tense: jarboed

I was attempting to meet a tight deadline at work, but it required the help of my coworker, Chuck. I asked Chuck to write the specifications for the project, but when I reviewed his work, I realized I had been jarboed.

by jonsdedbro November 23, 2011

jarbo

jarbo is an earlier obsolete term to define what is now currently known as jick.

"Jarbo is a great guy."
"You mean Jick? What a social dropout."

by jared graves April 25, 2006