Japhet Tanganga

(n.) Japhet Tanganga is a football player for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, based in London, United Kingdom. He is widely referred to as one of the greatest football players of all time and one of the sexiest. The name "Japhet Tanganga" can also be used in a sentence to indicate someone's superiority.

Jack: Yoo did you see Claire at the skating rink?? She was so much better than everyone!
Noah: Yeah bro she's a total Japhet Tanganga out there.

by thespursboy August 9, 2021

it jappens

When you see something from Japan that is clearly strange and sometimes offensive, but always confusing.

"Have you seen that new game show from Japan where they just hit each other in the groin?"
"Yeah, it jappens."

by Supafunk August 13, 2015

japper

A person of Japanese origin.

Most often applied to young sexually attractive females.

I would like to lick that Japper's sashimi dry.

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Jappeh

The hole in the end of the penis.

"You know what'd make me 'appy? A finger tup jappeh."
"TUP JAPPEH TUP POOP-SHAFT TUP EVERYTHING"

by Awesome People! September 8, 2011

janpeter bode

a useless example of what a German stands for.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

JApplet

1: An extended version of java.applet.Applet that adds support for the JFC/Swing component architecture.

2: A small Jap's eye; the male urethral opening.

1. import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;

public class JAppletExample extends JApplet {

public void init() {
WindowUtilities.setNativeLookAndFeel();
Container content = getContentPane();
content.setBackground(Color.white);
content.setLayout(new FlowLayout());
content.add(new JButton("Button 1"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 2"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 3"));
}
}

2. "Hit me with that fish one more time and I'll stick barbed wire up your japplet. Bitch."

by Paul September 12, 2005

janpeter bode

a dude who reinvented procastinating

by Anonymous June 17, 2003