Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

by Oyorra March 8, 2010

Jayenitis

The viral infection of being corny and slow

Man, you're slow. Do you have jayenitis?

by Zaihetsu November 28, 2020

jalapitis

The burning sensation on your anus when you defecate after eating spicy food.

I ate some spicy curry yesterday and now I have a bad case of jalapitis.

by GrimGoatee July 12, 2018

Japanizing

Taken from Boss Master Riesl, this refers to anything that has an augmented japanese feel to it.

Example: "Let's japanize adobo!"

Japanizing food is fun!

by BoatExpedition January 22, 2019

Jawnitis

Jawnitist is a medical condition that occurs in very attractive females. One in 10 suffer from a form of jawnitist.

Symptoms:

. Fat backs

.hourglass figure

.perky bresticals

.Skin kissed by the sun

.tendency to bruck up her bumper

ONLY A LICENSED PENGOLOGIST CAN IDENTIFY THIS RARE CONDITION

If you suffer from this please seek PROFESSIONAL MEDIAL ATTENTION

Rah darling you looking like a whole bludclart snack I think you might have jawnitis

Hey girlfriend recently my bresticals are getting perky AF

I think your getting jawnitis

by Licensed pengologist February 20, 2019

Japanglish

Japanglish, or Engrish, is the misspelling of a product's English translation, due to the Language Barrier. Japanglish can also come in the form of (a) sentence(s) that can only be read barely.

Examples of Japanglish:

"Please use rest room beautifully."

"O ne person,one order or more,plese."

"Deformed Man Toilet."

by TubbyFatFrick September 6, 2019

jananitos

A really funny, cute, fabulous, dorky, stupid, fun to spend time with girl

Yo that girl just replied to my pic saying”eh el ro3b da” she’s a jananitos i think she’s the one bro

by Reallyfunnyguy August 4, 2021