colin jamison

The scariest lizard on the planet

Did you see that Colin Jamison yesterday

by HiathereGeorgie December 15, 2017

Jamison

The most awesome bad ass mother fucker any one person could hope to have as a friend. Be aware if he does not know you because most likely he will con, jip, or hustle you out of any money left in your piggy bank or even life savings. Any person named Jamison is is exponentially the most charming, sexy, intelligent, most hilarious individual another could ever meet.

RICK: Dude Jamison is totally bad ass.

ASHLEY: And hes one sexy mofo.

by iBurn420 April 17, 2009

jamilton

Thomas Jefferson x Alexander Hamilton is jamilton.Jamilton is otp

Jamilton is otp

by Tall boy benny April 10, 2017

jamiro

pretty nice guy, if you get to know him. talk to him, he's probably way more awesome then you thought.

this jamiro is really nice. nothing special, just really nice.

by thepain September 5, 2016

The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.

The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009

Jamison

A confusing, charming, extremely smart, artistic, gorgeous guy who will sweep you off your feet and then throw you on the ground. He'll never tell you if he wants you or if he doesn't. He's a sweet guy and a great friend but he'll never put as much into a relationship/friendship as you do. He knows what he wants and what he's capable of getting, but he doesn't realize when he hurts people. In a way, he doesn't care, no matter how badly you want him to. He'll make you laugh harder than ever and you'll be bestfriends for a month and then things will suddenly change. He'll talk to you less, spend less time with you, etc., but then the cycle repeats itself, and you're closer than ever again. You don't want to get in a fight with him, because he'll just turn it around on you. He's clever enough to get away with it, too. Don't fall for him, because you'll never get over him, no matter how hard you try. He's an asshole sometimes, but you'll never forget him and never stop being his friend. In the end, he's always going to be there for you, you just can't give up. He's a great guy.

Is your name Jamison cause you're really funny?!

by littlekittens000 April 11, 2011

Janitor Job

n: A blow job given to a hot latino or puerto rican maintenance man that wields a mop or is handy with a broom

or

n: a name given to the giver of said head

did you hear christy gave a janitor job to that latino maintenance man?

are you lost janitor job? the maintenance man went that way.

by theMXN December 1, 2009