Japh

A very hairy, erratic giant teddy bear. Manic beyond compare, loved by everyone and thinks he's an absolute lad but you always buy the drinks.

What's that coming over the bar is it a japh, no it's a giant teddy bear

by Ufospjfh December 31, 2018

Japhar

A poo

Your such o japhar

by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019

Japhelle

Someone who likes jesus and harisaran

Oh look! That's japhelle she's fuckin insane!!

by epikforepikness February 12, 2023

japhelle shane

attractive to all sasmithas

mann.... shes sucha japhelle shane
got me kinda drippy ngl

by epikforepikness February 12, 2023

jalah

a demanding girl who thinks she is in charge, but is not, is also bossy, who needs a slap, in the face.

she is insecure about fighting and has shoe game to the max.

jalah is a fun person to be around, until you get on her nerves

by Doo doo face June 24, 2014

Jalp

A jalp is a pushy bum who hassles you for money or squares. The jalp usually uses three methods, outright demanding money, using a bunk story about some absurd misfortune to cover up the fact that they're going to use the money for booze/crack, or trying to sell you some stolen goods/drugs/secondhand porn for money.

"Hey man, I was just on the northside and ten mothas jumped me and hit me with a pipe and then my mom died and then my car broke down, can I have twenty dollars? I'll pay you back next week when I get my inheritance."

"Get out of here, you jalp!"

"Wanna buy an Ipod? Twenty dollas"

"Okay"

by J Freeman June 19, 2006

Japhucked

Total destruction of Japan's North East coast line following the 8.9 earthquake.

Dude did you hear about the Tsunami?" "Yea man - they got Japhucked

by Satansfx March 28, 2011