Jalapeno Dump

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.

Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!

by Sometimes, I tye dye my pubes. March 19, 2009

Jalapeñoed

ha⋅la⋅pi⋅ño-d

adj. Being jalapeñoed is when a girl's top comes off at the beach; or more like someone taking it off by force.

"Holly just jalapeñoed Kelly!"

"Kelly just jalapeñoed in the water a few minutes ago!"

by Hannah Rachelle March 13, 2009

Jalapeno Cheese Stick

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

Jalapeño hands

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone

“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”

by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019

Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016