Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop

Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

Jaheim

A sexy mixed-race Jamaican kid with luscious black curly hair and has white girls chasing him

Jaheim is a sexy motherf**ker

by Najawaja April 18, 2019

Jaheim

Deep voice sexy common crush mysterious keeps it cool

I think I'm in love with you jaheim

by Real bitch 202 February 18, 2018

Jacilyn

A super amazing girl. She is too good for just anyone. If she chooses you then you must be special af. If you can't realize that then you don't deserve her. End of story .

Wow that's Jacilyn she's amazing
She chose me

I better not mess up

by Drew Gawd April 18, 2018

Jacinda Adern

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.

Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.

by Louie the Red June 25, 2021

Jahcian

A smart Inlegent boy who is handsome kind and helpful love maths and English and gaming they are legends if you meet one you will be so lucky

So if you say Jahcian your saying your smart

by Kathotpot May 30, 2019