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Jaguar

British Luxury car manufacturer founded in 1922 by Sir William Lyons
Jaguar has made some of the most beautiful cars ever such as the Mrk II, the E-Type, the 420 and many more..
But after British Leyland took hold of the company, the build quality declined and it ended up being bought by Ford in 1989
Since 2008, Jaguar is owned by Indian car maker Tata and they still make beautiful cars and their quality has improved drastically in the past 20 yrs

Despite being under foreign ownership, Jaguars are quintessentially British
by britishcarsforever March 21, 2011
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Flying Jaguar

Invented by the Xingu indians of the Amazon Rainforest, The Flying Jaguar is one of the oldest tricks in the book. It's the act of mounting one's self upon an object higher than your target and jumping off onto them. This usually results in soreness of the back and the occasional concussion. The Flying Jaguar can be applied in numerous environments ranging from a bunk bed or bus seat to an Iquito Tree in the amazon.
He's asleep, lets flying jaguar his bitch ass!
by TyCoLicious January 5, 2011
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Jaguar F-Type

Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type

The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.

I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?
Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!
by DawnShadowStrikeFury September 22, 2020
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jaguari

Jaguari is one of a kind. He has his unique charm unlike any others and that is what attractive about him. He attentively read his surrounding, knows how to behave in any circumstances. So if you meet him and find him cute, sweet, hot, fun, cool, silly, smart, sexy, confident, bold, calm, then it is all true. Maybe if you talk to him and know his button you could discover so much more. What i personally like about Jaguari is when he call himself name like Jag, that’s cute. Good luck to get to know him. Prepare yourself.
You’ll find Jaguari is happiest when he is around food. He probably loves food more than you, im sorry.
by Elsqn May 10, 2023
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Electric Jaguar

A sex position where you eat man's ass while licking the dick cheese out of the forskin rigorously until the man has a seizure that leads to permanent cerebalpolsy and permanent muscle spasms to both partners.
did you see that video of arab bomber doing a and Electric Jaguar on that mexican neckbeard?
by Lil Wanton December 23, 2019
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jaguar

jaguar make nice old cars. many say they have dodgy build and crap engines cause this is all shit. mine started first time after 6 months and its a 1984 xj6 And its BLUE. its done 132000 miles and the seats still look nice and purrs beautifully and can beat anyone off the lights with that 4.2 straight 6
i saw this dude in his maxed up ford xr3 or sumthing fuckin chav. he was like haha give ya a race grampa and i sed ok bye and just put a little throttle on and he was gone great car
by chrisbaker October 17, 2004
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Jaguar

My Jaguar could kill ur strat
by Will September 22, 2003
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