Loyalty is Jade’s most prominent feature. She will never betray you unless you give her a reason to. Her friends are her family. You mess with them you best watch out. She is feared but is not fearful. She cares what others think of her but not enough to change the person she is. She forgives but will never forget. She doesn’t do second chances. She is loud and expressive and will say whatever she thinks and this some times gets her into trouble. She doesn’t trust easily but show her you are trustworthy and she will never leave your side. She likes to have fun and doesn’t think of the consequences but is sensible when she needs to be. She is often the person everyone comes to for help even though her life is far from perfect. She has been through more in her short life than most adults have but rarely lets it phase her. Jade is sarcastic, loud mouthed and obnoxious at times but she is kind, loyal, respectful and will never put herself before others.
Jade
by jadexo123 February 20, 2019
May as well be the daughter of Chuck Norris.
She always wins in a fight, and could practically throw you 30 meters if she tried.
No one wants to get on her bad side, those crystal blue eyes aren't always so appealing when they're mad at you.
She is very short tempered but loyal if you do the right thing by her.
She always wins in a fight, and could practically throw you 30 meters if she tried.
No one wants to get on her bad side, those crystal blue eyes aren't always so appealing when they're mad at you.
She is very short tempered but loyal if you do the right thing by her.
Jodie; I heard Beth wants to fight Jade
Lexi; IS SHE CRAZY! I heard last week Jade threw James off the third story balcony! She'll get herself killed!
Jodie; Shh, here comes mini Norris now!
Lexi; IS SHE CRAZY! I heard last week Jade threw James off the third story balcony! She'll get herself killed!
Jodie; Shh, here comes mini Norris now!
by AlexMicky January 1, 2013
Now ik some of these ppl know wut a Jade is but I know well bc I am one and wut we r from my expectations is that we r someone that will put there problems before our own will put our thoughts last and others first we can be a bitch if we want to but we're also sweet and will do anything for our friends will put wut there going through before wut we r and get though it together. We can give someone the realest smile and it can be the most fake one. We can be so depressed but act like nothing is wrong with us. We can be going though hell but act like were in heaven we also r hard to get close to bc we keep a big wall around our heart so that way we don't get any more then we r. We act like we have the best life ever but we could have the worse one under neath all of our laughter and smiling so if u think uk a real Jade just ask her if she's OK and if u look into her eyes u can tell she's lying don't look at her smile or they way she talking bc that's just us pretending so that way we can help u and deal with everything with out in it bc we know u have more important things then to deal with our problems we just get though it all ourselves and we're just glad to see our friends happy and not upset and that's all we want will deal with our problems ourselves but look into our eyes and see that were not OK
Person: hey Jade u ok
Jade:*smiles* yea I'm fine u need me to help u with something
Person:*looks at her smile* no just wanted to make sure u were OK
Jade:yep
Person:*waves bye*
Jade:*thinking of her problems*
Jade:*smiles* yea I'm fine u need me to help u with something
Person:*looks at her smile* no just wanted to make sure u were OK
Jade:yep
Person:*waves bye*
Jade:*thinking of her problems*
by _.nobody_important._ February 3, 2018
You probably found this Jade while searching for your Jade, but you are wrong. This one is different. She is hotter. Taller. Sassier. And... lawyer-er?
Don't massage her too much; her skin is sensitive. But don't let her innocent looks fool you. She's hot and she knows it. Promoters will invite her to clubs to make it look like there are more hot girls there, and she'll drink whatever you buy her, and when you ask for her insta, she'll just bail and go see some other dude at a hookah lounge.
Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!
Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)
Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!
Don't massage her too much; her skin is sensitive. But don't let her innocent looks fool you. She's hot and she knows it. Promoters will invite her to clubs to make it look like there are more hot girls there, and she'll drink whatever you buy her, and when you ask for her insta, she'll just bail and go see some other dude at a hookah lounge.
Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!
Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)
Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!
Hinge: "You matched with Jade!"
Jade: "Hahaha you're cute. For good eyebrow threading services, go find a Persian lady in Aliso Viejo"
Me: *swoon*
TV Commercial: "Jaded of normal boring girls? Call Jade now! Satisfaction guaranteed!"
Jade: "Hahaha you're cute. For good eyebrow threading services, go find a Persian lady in Aliso Viejo"
Me: *swoon*
TV Commercial: "Jaded of normal boring girls? Call Jade now! Satisfaction guaranteed!"
by Parsa J. December 11, 2019
The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once. Every guy is lucky to have her. Her name's even very hot!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Man, that girl is soooo hot!
Guy 2: Of course she is, she's Jade!
Guy 1: How do you know her name is Jade?
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: Of course she is, she's Jade!
Guy 1: How do you know her name is Jade?
Guy 2: ...
by CupcakeCutie1462 March 14, 2015
emotionally numb. having been through so much pain that you simply give up and decide unconciously not to feel anymore. mental suicide.
its like she's used up all her tears. she cryed everyday for years and then she just sort of turned into a zombie. she's so jaded.
by khhdgdsjgldsg December 23, 2007