Jacobsexual

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.

“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
“Yeah man Jacob is just so hot”

by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021

Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh"

Sheep lover, eats a lot of grass. have 0 friends and love playing Roblox whit the other sheep on the farm. Please say "Mæææææææh" when u see him. have a nice day.......

Mikkel Ove Jacobsen "Mæææææh" says "mæææææææh"

by Mææææææææh April 28, 2022

jacobellis

To show off unnecessarily when you have succeeded in completing a task, only to screw up whn showing off and end up failing. Miserably.

Lindsay pulled a jacobellis when she won the silver medal instead of the gold in that snowboard race.

by fuzzy510 February 25, 2006

jacobellis

to attempt to show off and completely fuck yourself over. as seen when Lindsay Jacobellis threw away a gold meal in boardercross by trying to grab method off the last jump.

fuck dude, he had it until he decided to pull a jacobellis

by pete_stock April 12, 2006

Jacobe

A sexy mother fucker

Oh my god Addison ray is so jacobe

by Bob billy is gay April 14, 2020

jacobey

The act of being an unrepentant asshole. One who has mastered the art of being an ass.

I behave in such a Jacobey manner.

by Jgilson1 August 30, 2016

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013