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local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014
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jackass: the movie

an entire feature length film about people behaving stupidly. strangely amusing
by GiddyKrissy December 24, 2008
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PECKERWOOD-JACKASS

Personally-insecure male (usually Caucasian) between ages 19 and 29 who over-gels the top front of his short stringy hair, wears MMA attire or "rapper" fasions, tries in vain to talk in street-lingo and has a very tight leash on his girlfriend who hates him (she's often too young). He typically displays his insecurity when a real man comes around by chirping like an irritating little parakeet.
The Peckerwood-Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.
Dana wore too much damn gel in his short hair and always made it a point to escort his 18-year old girlfriend everywhere she went, even while she's walking her dog and stalking her at her job because he was afraid of other guys hitting on her. He's a Peckerwood-Jackass!
by KnightWrite July 8, 2010
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Jackassery

Kevin is guilty of Jackassery
by Sharp Emmons March 7, 2003
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Obligatory Psychotic Jackass

An Obligatory Psychotic Jackass refers to somebody who is self-elected as the rude, obnoxious and possible bully of the school. An example of this is Logan Echolls off the fictional television show “Veronica Mars
VERONICA MARS: And let’s not forget Logan Echolls. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

YOU: "Oh my god! Look at that guy! He's a total obligatory psychotic jackass!"
ME: "Yeah, he acts like early season one Logan Echolls!"
by Red Ruby June 17, 2010
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Jackassy

Exhibiting behaviors equivalent to a jackass. Discriminating against groups of people for any reason and thinking anything written in any book gives you the right to tell other people what to do are excellent examples of being Jackassy.
Voting for Trump is the most Jackassy thing you could do.
by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016
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Jackass Monthly

A fictional magazine of uninformed point of view. Used as a way of admitting when you have been talking about something that you have no actual knowledge of.
Patrick: The architecture here is really amazing. It's so Romanesque.

Josh: Oh yeah, definitely Romanesque. The pillars are really Romanesque.

Todd: Hey you guys, we should totally write an article on Romanesque architecture. For Jackass Monthly.
by TJDOrlando December 30, 2008
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