jackscare

When you get jumpscared by Michael Jackson shouting

Me: "i am going to watch the Thriller music video"
Michael Jackson: "hee-hee"
Me: "wow i just got totally jackscared"

by JzwhaIe May 5, 2021

jackmatized

when Jack Harlow has put you into a trance making you think he is in love with you

oh man I've been jackmatized

by cowgirljack November 22, 2021

jacksparry

Jacksparry is the cutest, sweetest, pinkiest, most fluffy, kissable, huggable, sniffle able person!

You are the jacksparry of my life

by WhatHeyYo December 2, 2021

JackSmithIt

Screw around and fail to do the single most important job in your life

I’m just going to jacksmithit

by Truthforthepeople November 25, 2024

Jacksmithit

Screw around and fail to do the single most important job of your life

Just jacksmithit

by Truthforthepeople November 25, 2024

The JACKSTR™️

A person who will skull fuck your mind until your brain explodes and you bleed out. This sexy motherfucker gets all the ladies and just when you think you’ve gotten rid of em, he’ll come back, fuck your bitch, and mind fuck you. He has the hugest dick ever, but is to humble to admit it. He can kick anybody’s ass, and believe me, he will kick anybody’s ass.

Chaz: “Oh shit, here comes The JACKSTR™️! I hope he doesn’t mind fuck me!”
Dudley: “FUCK HE’S SKULL FUCKING MY BRAINS OUT!”
Chaz: “Is that my girlfriend? WHY IS SHE SUCKING HIS COCK?! AND WHY IS IT SO HUGE?!”

by The JACKSTR™️ September 7, 2019