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jacko pose

A pose that requires you to break several bones
Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!
by Professional standards September 12, 2021
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wacko jacko

defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative
"Did you read 'The Sun's' coverage on wacko jacko?"
by i'm from February 18, 2008
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jackboot

1. A thick military boot.
2. A common epithet, used to conflate someone with Nazism.
"I am still without any clear information as to what a jackboot is. It is a kind of boot that you put on when you want to behave tyrannically: that is as much as anyone seems to know."

-George Orwell
by nedlum February 15, 2006
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jackocarling

to garrgle a partners or friends cum in your mouth so that it froths out..
also to ejaculate into ones nose and they snort it out onto a surface making a frothy mess.
Did you hear Sam was jackocarling with the emo guy last night it was sick
by Miss_Vengance September 21, 2007
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jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
by mokey22 June 1, 2010
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jackpod

a video ipod that is exclusively used for watching porn in the bathroom and jacking off to it.
i just bought a new jackpod and rubbed one out to a jenna jameson video clip on it in the bathroom
by cozzdogg March 11, 2007
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General Jackoff

General Jackoff

a derogatory remark and label on an individual

Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.

Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.

Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.

Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.

Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?

Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!

“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
by Drain Bammage November 9, 2008
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