Ja Rule

A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.
"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"

"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"
by Tyrell Jesse May 31, 2005
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A little rat. Look at his rat-face when he laughs.
Fuck Ja Rule
by biatch November 23, 2003
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A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.
50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003
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Little rat faced midget piece of shit.
Bob: Wow, that washroom stinks!
Joe: Thats because somebody forgot to flush their ja rule
by DaVeY-KsOiEhAwO February 22, 2005
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Ja Rule

fagged muthafucker who don't want no beef. run from it when it come to him. fifty cents destroyed him. now he run his ass to africa thinkin he gonna get love in africa.
by reakwan July 21, 2003
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Rapper who thinks he can screw with Eminem and gunit, there by dragging in d12
R.U.L.E aka S.H.I.T

Ja Rule had his name leaglly changed to Ja Shit!
by Da Rapper Core December 27, 2004
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Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

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When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
by Urban Dictionary October 02, 2008
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