jonah

the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019

jonah

a shit typer

we got a jonah on the chat

by spicelord June 12, 2018

Jonah

Sexy ass nigga

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.

by hbskxobsjcb September 14, 2019

Jonah

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

by Jonah Falcon September 17, 2005

jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe

jonah is good for anal

by Jonah101 August 14, 2019

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah

A person who usually holds the rights to a very large BONER, pronounced "bonah" from the british accent, every word ending in -ah, -nah, or -er can be placed at the end of Jo- to make sense and complete a new definition. Putting another word in front of -nah, such as "Tunah" would also carry a double meaning, one being of Jonah.

"You joni little Jonah"

by BigBonah123 January 31, 2022