Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

Jorking

When one is in a stripped club and is thoroughly enjoying themselves

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

Jorking

In the stripped club

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

Jorking

Jorking is when you are edging while wearing jorts.

Malachi was Jorking it in the back of the classroom under the seat

by Skibbidy77 July 26, 2024

Jork Stick

Jork Stick - a males genitals specifically referring to his penis.

Yo you seen Mila last night she went crazy on my Jork stick!

by SaucedKing August 7, 2024

Jorked

In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.

Wow he's totally jorked off his rocker.

by gingertimelord February 2, 2023

Jorking it

The act of masturbating violently and excessively anywhere/everywhere.

"Dude, Samuel was jorking it mid-class yesterday

by ZazaMoney$$$ March 25, 2025