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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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jorkin it

jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?
'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'
by xanderiom June 8, 2023
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Jorkin-it

Used as a exclamation of happiness for when you’re happy
Person 1: Bro, I got a 100 on my test yesterday!
Person 2: You were straight Jorkin-it yesterday bruh!
by thatfunnygermanman October 18, 2023
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Jorkata

A default person with no special abilities, needs or qualities.
Jorkata is so default
by elektromer January 12, 2011
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Jorkous

A jorkous is a word for a member of a jerk squad. The word its self is a combination of the words "jerk" and "dork"

Other uses of the word could consist of "jork" which is used the same way jorkous would be used in a sentence, but is a shortened version, or "jorkouses" if you were referencing 2 or more specific jorkouses.
"Look at that jerk squad over there?"
"Oh, them. They are such jorkouses."
"See that one that is being really mean?"
"Yeah, he is the biggest jorkous of all of them."
"Ugh.... that jork!"
by Lambo12321 July 14, 2018
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Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong
Man I'm jorking my shit rn
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Jorkka

Jorkka is a boy that uses google a lot. He copies definition of words and phrases from websites and paste them online and pretend he knows a lot about a topic. He thinks he is very smart, but he is actually below average in intellect. He like to types in long paragraphs to text. He loves girls younger than him. He is awfully nice to everyone and he only gets mad when people make fun of him.

Sometimes gets confused and misused as the word Jerk Ass.
Guy 1: Hey don't you think you're being a Jorkka?

Guy 2: No I'm not. I'm just like usual. I think you're just making fun of me. Please stop that. Don't be rude. I haven't said anything wrong about you.

Guy 1: Each message you sent for the last 30 minutes has three sentences or more and you're sounding awfully nice. You're definitely a Jorkka.

Guy 3: Yeah he's even typing like a Jorkka right now. It's getting annoying.

Guy 2: That's it! I am starting to get mad. You two should stop this right now. I am really getting angry!

Guy 1 and Guy 3: Okay okay we'll stop so you also stop being such a Jorkka.
by eleniumtype95 June 20, 2023
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