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Jooren

Jooren is the definition of a p***y boy, would simp for any girl as long as she messtreats him, lacks self respect bet is very kind, to the point of nativity. Thinks he is social but lacks the basics skills to interact with his peers. He's a man hoe without realizing it.
Man this girl is so toxic, I think I'm in LOVE. I'm such a Jooren
by Balthazar Rumlinik November 21, 2021
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Jòòrs Mclâus

The term “Jòòrs Mclâus” represents a legal concept similar to force majeure, but with a unique twist. It signifies a global nullifying effect on an established formal contract agreement, rendering it temporarily or even permanently unenforceable due to unforeseen circumstances beyond the parties' control.

Just as force majeure clauses in contracts are designed to address unforeseen events that may prevent or delay the performance of contractual obligations, “Jòòrs Mclâus” serves a similar purpose in nullifying the effects of a contract. This term reflects the idea that external factors can disrupt the fulfillment of contractual obligations on a global scale, necessitating a provision for nullification.

When faced with a situation where “Jòòrs Mclâus” comes into play, it is essential to follow certain steps:

Recognition: Parties involved in the contract must acknowledge the occurrence of the nullifying event that triggers the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision.
Notification: The affected party should promptly notify the other party/parties about the activation of the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision and the reasons behind it.
Party 1: Okay, lets go Sailing now”
Party 2 “Jòòrs Mclâus" (signifying the agreement made is now nullified)
Party 1 “You said if I gave you a rusty trombone, that you would take me sailing on your yacht.”
Party 1 “ohh wow, so I lick you’re a-hole and get you off and you call "jòòrs mclâus"
Party 2 “Yep, that’s how we do business here”
by OzzyTrader July 16, 2023
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Joori

She's just perfect in all her way, she has the best taste in everything, fashion, music etc. AND HER EYES MAN they're so beautiful you can never get bored of her, she has the best humor and you can tell her anything, she's a keeper man. If u ever have a joori in your life, your life is probably filled with joy, fun, happiness , laughter and much more.
i love Joori, You love Joori, We love Joori
by youandiforever November 25, 2023
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Jooray

An exclamation; similar to hooray, specifically used around one's partner
"Last week my girlfriend Mehmet got me a new phone for my birthday and I was like 'jooray!'"
by Jaqui69 December 29, 2024
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joork

co founder of belliot and strap toter
“Ayye joork u fried gng? On bro? na das crazy doe.”
by lilfisha October 19, 2025
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