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A Project Zomboid player who instead of "figuring it out" or "using google" will ask the nearest person about any issue they have. if no one is around, they will use /all and express a sense of urgency for any/all questions, regardless of actual urgency. Not only do they believe this game is polished, but anyone that hosts a server, is also their source of information when it comes to any errors they get and is also liable to anything that happens to them they didn't want. when when they get these issues from an obvious source. They will ask what happened, and blame the server for allowing it to happen. Furthermore, a Jon will fuck up constantly when it comes to standard gameplay, you can expect your food to be burnt, if the entire kitchen isn't burnt down. Your ammo to be missing, only to find out they went out to level guns, an died in the first mod from a "lag spike".
Jon by No to Jons October 24, 2022
Jon
Person who's face looks, smells, feels and talks like a fish finger.
It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
It is quite likely his mum is a fish finger too.
Girl: Your face look so familiar, have I met you before? In the Swan perhaps?
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.
Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.
Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
Jon: You probably like eating fish fingers.
Kid: Mum, I want to eat that.
Mother: No that's Jon! I will make you fish fingers when we're home.
Girl1: I am getting so hungry when I look at Jon's face.
Girl2: Yeah, me too.
Jon
A skinny temperamental faggot who hates sports and only plays video games. He is short and skinny like a twig runs like a half retarded 90 year old pigeon.
Jon by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
Jon
A hot man, who is sexy as hell. He is loyal and will not back down from a fight. If you hurt one of his friends he will kick your ass and is not afraid to do so. If you are friends with Jon you will not regret it! There is no one more loyal and reliable than he is. If you are his girlfriend he can be obnoxious and annoying but is the most loving man.
Jon by sexretlysexy November 18, 2017
Jon
Jon by piercethesirens July 22, 2016