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joimoi

A wimpish human, often associated with trains, planes and cars.
However, sexy as hell.
1) OMG you're such a joimoi!
2) Stop crying you joimoi!
by Hugh Jass Jnr May 22, 2008
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Jaico

A Man With Great gymnastic and dancing skills. Complete with a six pack and a cock. Girls chase a Jaico. And is reffered to as a player.
Boy1:Wow did you see that guy doing those flips at the show last night?
Boy2:Yeah bro he's such a Jaico
by BboyGlyder June 29, 2009
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JobCorps

Jobcorps is a strange and unbidding place. First off you are lied to before you actually step foot on the property then again after you do. They give you medical in the form of medicare and at the first sign of something serious the send you home till you pay a doctor to say your better. In is a place where you have to find somthing to do or commit suicide which happened here in Homestead two weeks before I got here. On first impression it reminds you of a prison and it is though it doesn't have a ball and chain. Should you change your mind and quit you pay from your own pocket to get home. Here some of the teachers care like HVAC, Automotive others don't and are hard to find AKA: Computer Repair. The rules are in place until people get comfortable then the take away liberties without intention of returning them. I mean if you have no choice as in homeless which was my case it is an option. Truthfully I wouldn't recomend this place I was better on the side of the road they will mind wipe you into being a drone or kill you.
Jobcorps
People do drugs all the time
High ups make living conditions impossible with the amount of restictions placed
There is a dangerous amount of mold in Homestead
The HVAC wasn't meant for the amount of people in the building so there is a high percentage of sick mostly belonging to flu or heavy upper resportory infection
PDA of any kind is not prohibited on center though rule book makes it clear that it is only supposed to stead for OVERT SEXUAL BEHAVOR
by Excessum25 June 17, 2010
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Jaicob

sex on three legs
middle stump
big bananna
bigger arms than mitch the sex machine/babe loverrrrr.
"i wish i had a jaicob" he said.
"but doesnt that mean you have to wield a a weapon of mass destruction!" he replied with a quaint look on his face.
by mohammad111 February 3, 2008
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Joco Mofo

A Joco Mofo may be defined as a thoroughly awesome person, male or female, who is obsessed with the music, life, and personality of Jonathan Coulton.
"Joco" is a nickname that Jonathan Coulton is often called by his fans.
"Mofo" is a term which is short for "motherfucker".
Tristan: Magghie knows all the lyrics to every Jonathan Coulton song, and owns three Jonathan Coulton T-Shirt.
Brian: Dude, she's a Joco mofo!

It was then that Seth realized that Lizanne, too, was a Joco mofo.
by Magpie Coulton July 26, 2011
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JICO

JICO means Josh Is Crying Outside

When you watch a Youtube video and some random person comments JICO it means it was so funny that they puked and/or so pointless that they laughed..therefore making their imaginary friend (Josh) go outside to cry
John: Did you watch that video i posted on your facebook wall babe?

Jane: I DID! i JICO'ed it!
by NwannemBuLieOto December 30, 2011
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JOCOD

2 weeks prior to going home on military leave when you are on deployment you have reached your JOCOD. This is to ensure you can give your loved one or some random girl 2 full weeks of stored, pent-up, high powered blast of man juice.

SSG Steven: Man I can't wait I just reached my JOCOD.

SGT Mankins: Just 2 weeks and you can give her all you got

SSG Steven: I hope I can make it two weeks.
by Airborne CA November 2, 2011
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