Jockey Derby

A ritual that started in Italian jockey stables whereby a girlfriend of a Jockey is brought to a party comprising of jockey's and their partners.

The new 'filly' is then given alcoholic drinks laced with rohypnol or other drugs with a pliable effect, and is broken in with rough debased sex acts, ridden around the area, her teeth and gums checked, and passed from Jockey to Jockey.

This is made all the more comical and humiliating by the fact that jockey's are a poor man's dwarf.

I hear Robby Albarado hit his new filly too hard at the last Jockey Derby and is now being sued.

by Kharnifex_ October 27, 2011

jockey boxing

The act of breaking into peoples cars for valuables.

After a long night of jockey boxing Crazy Steve went back to the crack house.

by faddy May 18, 2006

jockey box

meaning: glove box ( DJ box --> because you store your CDs in the glove box)

The CDs are in the jockey box.

by Marie S. May 10, 2008

Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)

'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.

by David Gustafson October 14, 2003

jockey slut

A lady of dubious morals who persues the Dj at the bar/club.

"There's Lorraine in the dj box, She's such a Jockey Slut"

by Hordak June 23, 2007

Jockey Shorts

-- briefs; underwear worn usually by men. More supportive than boxers.

EXAMPLE:
' My penis was three inches long and five inches in diameter. Its diameter was a world's record as far as I knew. It slumbered now in my Jockey Shorts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Epilogue (Page 284).

by Dinkum January 19, 2014

jockey-O

jockey-o satnds for jockey but it is a little different they are sneaky, tricky, bad, cheaty, and aggorant

Bill and his friends were very jockey-o.

by kedrick May 3, 2006