jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.

Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon

by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joeology

The study of Joe, that is, anybody and everybody named Joe, as well as the name Joe and its impact on society.

1.) I know this guy named Joe so well, it's like I'm studying Joeology.
2.) Joe majored in Joeology at the University of Joe in Joestown.

by Ersher May 9, 2008

coolio joolio

1: Something that is especially cool.

2: A type of Mexican hat which can also be used as a hover craft.

1.Oh My God Dude, thats coolio joolio!

2.Shit! Fetch The coolio joolio before we're all shark food!!!!!!

by Stefan May 20, 2004

Jobsolence

A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.

When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.

by Mohit Hira March 2, 2009

jonolicious

the best, absolutely amazing, fantastic

jack is so jonolicious

by brentmeister general November 7, 2003

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.

Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.

by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011

joobl

To unexpectedly grab and/or twist another mans nipples.

I reached for my phone and Peter joobled me.

by Jonas Thompson January 3, 2008