jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jazztastic

Jazztastic means cool , awesome , legit , cute , handsome , sexy , and pretty much almost anything you want it to mean that is positive .

She thought that her new hat looked jazztastic with her new outfit .
He thought his banana split tasted jazztastic .

by Jazztastic queen of da Kitties October 25, 2015

jizzlestick

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon

'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'

by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008

Jizzastic

A fantastic sexual encounter that ends shorty after male ejaculation.

Wow, I fucked your mom for this morning it was Jizzastic!!!!

by Kilzhot September 22, 2009

Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

jiztastical

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.

1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical

by adefblackguy September 14, 2013

jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.

Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.

by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009