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Jimmy Johnson

The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.

Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"

"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
by bigboss204 March 13, 2019
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Pull a Jimmy

Mouth to anal sexual stimulation (refers to a secret revealed in season 1 of TLC’s Milf Manor reality TV show)
Is my first time dating an older woman and she asked me to pull a Jimmy
by KofiOnEarth February 5, 2023
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Jimmy Kimmel

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics
My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020
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Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.
- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.
by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013
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Jimmy Neutron

When you're about to bust a nut on a girls forehead and you yell out, "brain blast!" As you bust.
Brandon Jimmy Neutroned Jenny the other day and I could hear him yelling brain blast from outside of his house!
by B stoich the ruler April 7, 2015
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Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.
by dvwinner December 27, 2011
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Jimmie Vaughan

Older Brother of famous deceased bluesman Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan was guitarist with The Fabulous Thunderbirds before going solo. After making his debut as a singer with his Brother on Family Style he has released 3 albums: Out here, strange pleasure and Do You Get the Blues
Considered by many to be much underrated, he has never attempted to copy his brother’s highly ferocious style, instead opting for a more mellow sound.
His group, the Tilt-A-Wirl band is fairly unique as it contains no bass player. Hammond organist Bill Willis produceing the bands bass sound on the bass pedals of his B3 organ.
Jimmie Vaugan can often be seen playing with other blues starts such as BB King, Eric Clapton, Robert Cray, Buddy Guy and pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph.
by Geoff Faro September 14, 2008
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