jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

Jerking It

Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:

Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

by not eton April 4, 2007