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January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh
by taco_55 January 22, 2019
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Toe Touch January we've been focusing on the upper part of the body so let's give them legs some love.
Bro, it's toe touch January I'm coming for your toes.
by Gamer Awsome Man November 3, 2019
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January is the month of Jah January when Jah comes back to life
January 19 is the day when Jah comes back to life
by Tsn_EpicGamer21 December 1, 2019
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January for anime lovers is so cruel because it's no JoJo January.
Hey you can't watch JoJo today.
But but why?
It's no JoJo January!
by HEYEYEYEYEEY January 3, 2020
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The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!
January is the beginning of the year and is when you can almost fix everything.
by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020
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National sit on a lap month
Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now
by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020
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January is national minecraft day. If your girl is calling you, nah your playing minecraft it’s more important
Girl: ‘’can you FaceTime?’’
Boy: ‘’no I’m playing minecraft’’

Boy: it’s January, you know what that means?
by A minecraft veteran October 6, 2020
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