skill issue 

A word describing the lack of skill in ones performance in a game.

Sometimes used sarcastically when someone dies to something that is overpowered or unbalanced.

"Dude he literally just one comboed me, how is that fair?"
"Skill issue."

skill issue by rogue lineage sucks January 2, 2021

Red Issue 

A leading Manchester United FC fanzine, retailing at a couple of quid.

It is also officially the most popular football related messageboard in the whole world in which discussions can vary from wanking in your mother's bra whilst shuffling your iPod in Prague, to tropical fish. Football discussion is often secondary to general chat, unless United are in the news for something ridiculous and unheard of, such as selling their best player and replacing him with a midget scouse crock.

Behind the harebrained, foolhardy exterior lies an intelligent bunch of people, who all think Burnley is a shit hole. Forums in our shadow include the frankly embarrassing Boo Moon and grief-stricken RAWK - which both provide delicious anecdotes of utter, utter Everest-esque fuckwittery to keep us smiling on slow news days.

Fuck you. Viva Red Issue.

Person 1: What's the best site on the world wide web?
Wise Man: Red Issue.
Person 1: Cool. Where can I get up-to-the-minute United news?
Wise Man: RAWK.

Red Issue by Admin1999 August 4, 2009

1st world issue 

Topically an issue that can only be related to a modernized economic region, the issue typifies a problem that has no real significance or impact on the quality of life of the usually affluent person.

"The heated seats won't work in my Range Rover" = 1st World issue

1st world issue by King Kenton of Barmby February 8, 2014

Standard Issue Cat 

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short

I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!

Standard Issue Cat by Nullingo June 15, 2022

Skill issue 

Used to say someone is not sufficiently skilled in some videogame. Commonly used in multiplayer games, when someone dies or fails in a remarkably unintelligent way.

"Man, how did I miss that?"
"Skill issue"

Skill issue by Boris_A11 November 11, 2021

known issue 

A fault or defect in a system or machine that has been documented, but not yet fixed. A "known issue" differs from a "bug" in the sense that "bugs" are unknown, or at the very least undocumented.

"Customer Service, how may I help you?"
"Oh my god! I bought your new product and when I turned it on it began systematically hunting and killing my friends and family!"
"Yes, that is a known issue."
"What?!"
"It's documented."

known issue by Jeff Rider November 3, 2007

standard-issue 

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

standard-issue by Dave April 16, 2004