Ireland

Ireland the Island is formed by the 26 Counties of the Republic of Ireland and the War-Torn 6 Occupied Counties of the U.K., Northern Ireland, Ulster, Etc. Contrary to American and British belief we don't eat potatos to the extent we used to in the 1800s, We don't all drink Guinness (I do though, just sayin'), and We aren't all farmers with exaggerated Cork Accents. Although theres still violence in the North is has diminished but If you know any this about Irish History and her Rebellions we have a good 10-20 years at the most before we see another war with Britain. Most guys in Ireland love our Football, Rugby, and Gaelic Football, We are extremely proud of our National Rugby team, not so much our National Football Team, The Scottish Celtic Football Club is a really liked team down south, I'm a bit of a fan my self. Fun Fact there are more Irish in America and Australia than in Ireland itself you can thank the Brits for that. Some more misconceptions WE HAVE OUR OWN LANGUAGE, yes any it sound crazy that some people (Americans) Don't know it. LEPRECHAUNS ARE NOT REAL , NO Americans, NO! They arn't real ok.

Real Conservation with American at Petrol Station While on Holiday in Florida

Me: And how much would that be, Like?
American:$5....
American:...Hey Dude whats your accent?
Me: Dubliner-Irish
American: WOOOO!!!
Me: *Ears Recovering from loud reaction*....
American: My Great Great Aunt on my moms side is Irish shes from Glasgow!
Me:Glasgow's in Scotland.....
American:Scotland, Ireland Same thing!....
Me:*Thinking: no, no its not.*
American:...hey can you say something Irish?!?!?
Me:What?
Amercian: Irish Say Something Irish
Me:Téigh trasna ort féin
American:Thats not Irish thats Gibberish!
Me:Yea it is Irish you said Irish....
American:No thats Gibberish
Me:Fuck off keep the fuckin' change
Me: *Walks out of Store*

by SonOfSam February 20, 2013

Ireland

Ireland is one of the few (if only) countries in Europe that is not being overrun by Muslims or African nationals, has a positive Native birth rate, and are proud of who they are. Long live Ireland.

Frenchie: "Oui-Oui, I don't have le courage, to stand up for my country and my people, which is why or cities have ethnic riots and violence."

Danishman: " I habe das same problem, with our cartoons, we are at the mercy of religious extremists. Help us Ireland!"

Irishman: "Not our problem, grow some balls you pussies."

by McKickazz May 31, 2006

Ireland

A beautiful and amazing girl. Fiesty and very shy, but fun and loud when she opens up. She is the most loyal girl you'll know and believes truth is the best policy. Ireland is the most extraordinary girl in the world, and has a fun name!

Wow! That girl must be an Ireland because she is damn unique.

by twatwaffle23 February 13, 2018

Ireland

sister country to Wales, a most BEAUTIFUL place, where the people are awesome and the landscape ROX!!!!

wales and ireland forever!! let us unite against the pommie arseholes!!

by Beth April 26, 2005

Ireland

A very attractive young woman, she cheers people up with her humor, she has many friends. Even when life pushes Ireland down, she finds a way to get up the best way possible. Ireland can be mean, but its not personal, its a sense of humor. Any person would love to have a friend like ireland, she is a beauty to behold and nothing can stand in her way

“Look at ireland! I want to be like her someday!”

by Nov3Crackhead November 23, 2019

Ireland

Ireland is an amazing person and will always be there for you when you need her the most she may belittle herself but she definitely shouldn’t if she is your friend never let her go oh and NEVER get on her bad side trust me she has one

WOW is that Ireland she looks SOOOO cool

by chillidogyum August 27, 2020

ireland

ireland is an amazing girl. she is a lovely soul who loves to hang out with her friends. even though her home life sucks, doesn’t mean she can’t put a smile on her face. she loves anime and all kinds of weird crap. she is loved by an amazing boy. she is a good technician and has all kinds of cool electronics. she can draw, animate, sing, dance, you name it. She is a very gifted and talented little girl. She very beautiful and pretty. She has short hair that is red like autumn. She really is the best! You should definitely meet her when you get the chance.

Who is that??
Well.. that is ireland!
she is very beautiful..

by iwillnotspoilsuchnames. February 3, 2022