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heathrow injection

A metaphor for the weight one inevitably gains when one migrates to London for an extended stay. It is attributable to the face-paced lifestyle that leads one to eating mostly take-away and fast foods.
Person 1: "I reckon i'm getting a little tubby. I think i'm developing love handles."
Person 2: "Yeah well you've been here in London for three months now. That's the heathrow injection right there. I've been here for two years now. Look at this flab on me. I slap it and it makes waves."
by SITS Industries, CEO April 8, 2006
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Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.
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by swinus b real November 12, 2009
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stink injection

When a person or animal passes gas when one's buttocks is in direct contact with the furniture where one is sitting so as to make the smell of the flatulence stay in the furniture after one leaves the scene. As a practical joke, this is sometimes followed by someone else sitting in the same spot moments later, only to push the foul smelling flatulence back out into the air where one can breathe.
Person #1: Why is James flailing his hands in front of his face?

Person #2: Because I just gave that couch a stink injection.

(high fives)

Person #1: Good one Bro!
by celesguy1 July 15, 2011
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Toronto Invitation

When you go to a house party because you know someone who’s been invited by the host. A Toronto Invitation is automatic, as anyone who’s friends with someone who was invited can pull up without consequences. i.e one degree of separation from the host entitles you to entrance
“Jake didn’t invite me, but he’s friends with you so I get a Toronto Invitation
by Hank28 December 1, 2019
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proof by indication

Falsely drawing a conclusion based on someone's speculation or conjecture.
Archaeologists found clay objects that resemble model airplanes. This is proof by indication that ancient civilizations either had advanced technology or that they were visited by aliens.
by HistoryChannel July 16, 2013
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UV light injection

a lethal solution to cure Covid-19 patients by injecting their bodies with ultraviolet light
Dr. Grimes: "You cannot use UV light injection to cure COVID19. Neither biology nor physics work that way!"
by timlight April 24, 2020
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Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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