spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008

Empty Invite

An invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there's no way of the person to come. This tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn't be able to come either way. **THIS IS ALL DONE VIA TEXT OR PHONE**

In the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over... your fucked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your ass.

Sebastian: im watching a movie
Becky: thats fun i like movies
Sebastian: come over and watch it with me
Becky: Its like 3 am and im already in bed can't i wish though
* Empty Invite = Success *

by BIGPolishSausage September 13, 2011

invited

What I never am.

Person: Can't wait for the huge party this friday!
Me: Cool! Where is it?
Person: You are not invited...

by Puvar August 28, 2009

Invictamize

To get ripped off by a poor quality watch company such as Invicta.

Do not purchase an Invicta watch, you will be invictamized.

ShopNBC will invictamize you with a poor quality time piece such as Invicta.

by capthowdey666 February 24, 2011

Invited to leave

Euphemism for being fired, ejected or kicked out. Applicable to employment, parties, school, etc.

I heard he dropped out of school.

Invited to leave actually...

by GringoDeMaio September 5, 2009

Cool invite

When your friend or someone you know throws a lit party and they dont invite you, so you go on twitter and sarcastically tweet "cool invite" implying that you weren't invited

Bre: Are you going to Andrews party?

Emily: No but it was a cool invite tho

by AwkwardCheese June 10, 2016

Hollywood invite

Inviting someone with the hope they never pick you up on the invite.

This is not a hollywood invite, I'd actually really love to see you.

by blubberblubb June 9, 2018